THIS RELATIONSHIP TAINT GONNA WORK

NEW FEATURE THE “ZERO RESPECT” BLOG:
WITH ZERO RESPECT if you have a woman that isn’t crazy, like the rest of them, keep it in your pants dumb fuck! It’s simple math! What’s with people these days? Cheating & divorce are no big deal now? People are just fucking lazy is all! It used to be if you had problems you worked on it. If things didn’t work even after that then you can get a divorce. There’s just no accountability for someone’s quick, stupid, irrational decisions these days.
New rule #1:
If you cheat you get you’re junk removed for the guys & a cork for the ladies…& for those dirty girls you get two corks (Check the spelling all you blondes out there)! Sorry it’s nothin’ but ear fuckin’ for you, from now on.
New Rule #2:
If you’re fucking stupid enough to cheat in the same house you share with you’re significant other & hypothetically the significant other walks in on the deed only to see your ugly bitch’s taint crawling up on your bent spike, then it’s the death penalty for you. Or maybe banishment to the DMV, same thing I guess. We don’t need dip shits like you reproducing. Sorry Eric….I mean imaginary guy. No one should have to live with that image for the rest of their life.
Just so we’re clear eatin’ IS cheatin’, touching is not acceptable (even if she just got them), kissing requires an explanation (even without tongue). Pretty clear cut stuff. If you need to see something new then go to the strip club. It’s a magical place where you can see smokin’ hot chicks & they’ll even dance on your shit for a lot less then a divorce. Do you have any idea how many lap dances you can get with $2000!? Best of all this is socially acceptable, even to most chicks. Damn people are stupid….I’m just sayin’